I don't often post about the crazy things my kids say. Frankly, if I don't write it down that instant, I forget within about 5 seconds what the exact words were. But the following were funny enough for me to write down.
I don't know about you, but having a 5 1/2 and 2 1/2 year old around means we have to constantly work on sharing. Mini-me always does some sort of fun craft at Lifekids when we attend church on Saturday nights. Last night's craft involved many craft sticks glued to a piece of paper. It looked like a fence, but I don't think that is what it was. Anyhoo, there was one extra stick that was clearly a person. As we were getting in the car, Mini-T had naturally decided the stick in the form of the persona was hers. So Terry gave it back to Mini-Me (after she had fussed about it) and had Mini-T ask for it. Nicely. With the word "please". After the sharing had taken place Mini-Me pipes up and says, "Hey Dad, I gave her Jesus and leprosy!"
I certainly hope it was another loose stick.
Speaking of Mini-Me, feel free to translate the following:
"Let's go to church and ride the alligator!"
"Daddy, do you have dd's on your pooter?"
**answers in the comments.