I have decided to keep you off my blog. You say, "Nice little blog you have here," and that you plan to bookmark me, but I doubt you have even read my blog. Otherwise you would know I am not in need of female escort services--I have plenty of great female friends of the Biblical variety; my husband was a technology pastor so he takes care of my viruses; we take good care of our credit and check it for fraud frequently so I don't need it cleaned up.
So, please don't bookmark me or even read my blog. I have (thanks to many "real" commenters) figured out how to keep you from spamming my blog. Hope you never find a way around this; but since I still get span on my e-mail in spite of all efforts, I am sure you will at some point. By then I am hoping Blogger will have another way to keep you off.
For now I have a new sign on the door that reads, "Keep Out! Only real bloggers allowed!"
PS On a side note. I just spell checked this post and you would think that "Blog" would be a recognized word in a blogger spell checker!