As I was getting dressed for church this morning, I realized I needed a belt for my new jeans. I know this is a good problem to have as it means I am making slow but sure progress on this whole losing weight thing. However, I couldn't even get my old belt cinched to the first hole!
So, I am going to invent a new diet pill called "I Swear, ALL of My Clothes Used to Fit" --guaranteed to magically make your whole wardrobe fit like it used to overnight. Think it would sell?